Meet Whisky Dick — the ice chiller that’s equal parts functional and filthy. Designed to make your whiskey harder (colder, obviously), this silicone mold creates a full-bodied, unmistakably phallic ice cube that melts slower than your last situationship.
Pop one in your favorite glass, pour your drink, and watch as the room gets awkward... and then hilarious. Whether you’re sipping solo or making it a group activity, this is the ultimate conversation starter — and ice breaker.
What's Included:
2 premium food-grade silicone mold
Dick-shaped ice (because regular cubes are for quitters)
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause excessive giggling, double takes, and wildly inappropriate drink selfies. Use responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not your mom.
